Pro-lifer: God is against abortion! Don't kill babies!
Psalm 137:9: "Happy is the one who seizes your infants and dashes them against the rocks."
Pro-lifer: Stop that! Out of context!
Isaiah 13:16: "Their infants will be dashed to pieces before their eyes; their houses will be looted and their wives violated."
Pro-lifer: Those are evil Babylonians! Justifiable!
Hosea 13:16: "their little ones will be dashed to the ground, their pregnant women ripped open.”
Pro-lifer: That was Sumeria! Also evil! Justifiable!
Exodus 12:29: "At midnight the Lord struck down all the firstborn in Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh, who sat on the throne, to the firstborn of the prisoner, who was in the dungeon, and the firstborn of all the livestock as well...there was not a house without someone dead."
Pro-lifer: That was Egypt! Justifiable!
It seems to me that God is okay with killing babies as long as they aren't Hebrew babies...oh wait:
Numbers 5:27-28: If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse.
If your wife cheated on you and she is pregnant, God will give you an abortion...Hebrew style!
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